For Father’s Day we grilled at my parents’ house and we brought chicken and some pineapples to grill. We have a fancy pineapple corer that leaves an empty pineapple husk when you get done.
Lucy: Here you go!
Me: Ooh, yum, thanks! (Proceeds to drink the pineapple juice from the husk.)
Lucy: We should get some ceramic wrap for the inside of that.
Me: What? Why?
Lucy: So you could drink whatever you wanted out of it.
Me: Why would you need Saran Wrap though?
Lucy: So it doesn’t taste like pineapple.
Me: But… that’s kind of the point?
Lucy: Well I don’t know! Last time we had this you said, “This just screeeams for alcohol.”