Rowan’s preschool put on a Christmas program, and we were so excited to attend. Rowan had been singing the songs around the house, and he knew all the words to his four songs.
The day of the concert, the smaller kids went first, and at some point, one kid drifted closer to the microphone set up on stage and whenever he said anything, it rang out absurdly loudly and the audience laughed. So by the time Rowan’s class came on stage, they’d figured out that saying something into the microphone makes people laugh. I knew, deep down, that his little heart just wouldn’t be able to resist. Of course it’s my kid that takes it one step too far. Yep, it’s twice as funny if you say “butt” into the microphone.