Getting ready to attend a Halloween event at Lucy’s school, and her aunt (heretofore known as Aunt Flossie, because every kid should have one and because I’m a brat and I picked Jamie to fulfill the role for my kids. Although she does need more bright red lipstick and chin whiskers if she really wants to do it right. But I digress.) was going to come with us.
Aunt Flossie: I really like your costumes, guys!
Me: What do you think of Aunt Flossie’s costume? (She’s not wearing a costume.)
Lucy: What…is it?
Me: What do you think it is?
Me. YES! YES IT IS!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!