Lucy and I were in the car on the way to school.
Lucy: Mom, guess what happened on Friday.
Me: I don’t know, what?
Lucy: At school, someone had a chocolate donut… well, actually it was a vanilla donut with chocolate frosting and sprinkles. And they actually said, “I can’t finish this.”
Me: (laughing) Oh, Lucy. I enjoy you.
Lucy: No, seriously. They actually said that!