Rowan: Mama! Where are you!
Me: In here buddy. What’s up?
Rowan: I comin’ to talk to you!
Me: Aww! Well hi! I love to talk to you!
Joel (from the other room): Rowan! Where are you? What are you doing?
Rowan: I TALKIN’ TO MAMA!
Me: Jeeze Joel, does he need a reason? Maybe he just likes talking to his mom.
Rowan: Dada is buying flowers!
Me: What? He’s buying you flowers?
Rowan: No, not me! I a boy!
Me: Oh, he’s buying…me flowers?
Rowan: Yeah! (Whispers) It’s a swecwet!