Me: Hey Lucy, uh, just so you know…I bought a lottery ticket today, so we’re probably going to win. So…just a heads up.
Lucy: Uh huh. Can I watch YouTube when we get home?
Me: I don’t know, future lottery winners probably shouldn’t watch YouTube all day.
Lucy: You don’t know you’re going to win.
Me: Ehhhh…I’ve got a pretty good feeling about this.
Lucy: Even when you have a good feeling about it, you don’t ever win the lottery.