It’s a lazy Saturday afternoon and I realize I haven’t seen or heard Rowan for a while. If you have or ever have had a boy, this is reason for panic.
Me: Rowan? What are you doing?
Me: ROWAN. What are you doing??
Rowan: I goin’ poop!!
Me: Oh. Sorry buddy. Do you need any help?
Rowan: …Stop talkin’!!!