January 5, 2015: Fork it over.

Me: Why don’t we ever have any forks? I think somebody stole them. That’s got to be what happened. Someone broke into our house and stole all of our forks.

Lucy: Really? Really. Someone broke into our house, and all they took was forks. They wouldn’t take our TV? Or any foodstuffs?

Me: You’re seven years old. Stop using words like foodstuffs.

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