Rowan: Mama, can I play on your phone?
Me: No, not right now. I need it.
Rowan: Mama! I wanna play on your phone!
Me: No, Rowan. I said, “Not right now.”
Rowan: Ok, I’ll be the Dada and you be the sweetie. Ok? Ok, sweetie, I need my phone now.
Me: What? No!
Rowan: Sweetie! Gimme my phone. Right! Now!
And then he looks at me like this: