I’m sitting in the living room reading a book and minding my own business, when Rowan runs in. He jumps on the couch, screams “I’m Batman!” at the top of his lungs and then proceeds to leap off the couch.
In mid-air, he suddenly goes limp and tumbles to the ground. He lays there on his back and stares at the ceiling for a beat, then says “Batman can’t fly.”
Then he jumps up and runs off.