My son is 3 years old, and I have no idea if he knows his ABCs or not. What possible reason could I have for this gross lack of parenting skills? Because every time I try to sing the ABCs with him, he sings, “A…B…C…doodie.” And then he laughs hysterically and runs off.
For now, we’re working on counting. So far, numbers go, “One…toot!”