After taking Rowan to the bathroom for the 5th time in an hour, I had to pee too. So I kept him in the stall while I went, and he apparently got an eyeful.
Rowan: You not have a penis?!
Me: Nope, I don’t. I’m a girl, and girls don’t have penises.
Rowan thinks about this for a second.
Rowan: Lucy not have a penis?
Me: Nope, she’s a girl too.
Rowan: Atticus have a penis?
Atticus is our cat.
Me: Yes, I suppose he does, because he’s a boy.
Rowan: But you not have a penis. (Sadly) Not like Dada.
Then he sighs.