Lucy must have whined at the store because when she and Joel came home, she had a bottle of hand sanitizer shaped like a duck.
Me: Whatcha got there Miss Lucy?
Lucy: Oh, this is hand sanitizer. It smells like ducks.
Me: You don’t say.
Lucy: Yeah! I’m glad I got this because I never even knew ducks smelled so good!
In case you were wondering, ducks have a kind of fresh, lemony scent.