It was Lucy’s first day of summer school, and when I picked her up I grilled her about how her first day was.
Me: What did you have for lunch?
Lucy: Ugh, we had a mayonnaise burrito, it was. De. Scusting.
Me: What?! A Mayonnaise burrito? That sounds…weird. Are you sure it wasn’t sour cream?
Lucy: No, it was definitely mayonnaise.
Me: Gross! What else was in the burrito?
Lucy: Uck, it was ham and cheese.
Me: Wait a second. Was it warm or cold?
Lucy: Cold. It was so gross.
Me: So…like a wrap?
Lucy: Yeah, it was disgusting.