Mornings in our house are usually hectic. Getting out the door on time is a rare thing, and worthy of celebration.
Me: Lucy, look at how great this is! When we leave on time, there’s hardly ANY traffic! Look, look, look. I can just baaaack right out of the driveway without having to wait for 5 minutes! Isn’t this great?! I can’t get over how much LESS STRESSFUL this is! Man, this is the best day of my LIFE!
Lucy: Mom, I can hear your sarcasm.