Me: Hey Lucy, do you know what that building is?
Lucy: Yes. (in the “duh, Mom” voice)
Me: Oh…you do? What is it?
Lucy: I mean no. (also in the “duh, Mom” voice)
Me: Well it’s the National Roller Skating Museum.
Lucy: Do they have roller skaters there that are dead?!
Me: Umm…well, they probably have pictures of them. But they also have really old roller skates there, like the first pair of roller skates ever invented!
Lucy: You mean roller blades?
Me: No. They were more like pieces of wood with leather straps and metal wheels underneath.
Lucy: You mean they have stuff there from the EIGHTIES!?