Lucy: When you’re in first grade, there is one thing you can NOT do: roll your eyes at the teacher. If you do, it’s automatic push-the-black-button.
Me: What does that mean?
Lucy: That means you go to the Buddy Room, and two teachers come to talk to you about your behavior.
Me: Well, let’s make sure that doesn’t happen. So, what does it look like when you roll your eyes?
Lucy: I’m not going to do it! I don’t want to get in trouble!
Me: No, I mean just do it to me, just this once.
Lucy: …am I going to get in trouble?
Me: No, no.
And then she looks at me like this:
I still can’t tell what she thought her eyes were doing. Spinning?