Lucy: (talking about kids in her class) Melissa is in love with Alex.
Joel: Oh yeah? Well, who are you in love with?
Lucy: No one. Not even Tyler.
Joel: Ooooh!!!! Not EVEN Tyler?
Lucy: Nope. He says he’s going to marry me but I don’t think so!
Ross: Why not?
Joel: Probably because he needs my approval?
Lucy: Yeah, because he needs to buy me a poodle.
Joel: What? No. My APPROVAL. He needs my permission first. Don’t just marry the first boy who buys you a poodle.
Me: I don’t know, no one’s ever bought me a poodle, it might not be a bad yardstick.