Lucy: (waiting in the Dairy Queen drive-thru) Oh, I wish I could have a cherry on top of mine!
Me: I think you can actually, you just have to order one. Only I didn’t order one because I didn’t know you wanted one.
Lucy: Well, maybe when they give it to you, you can just say, “Hey, you forgot the cherry on top that I asked for.”
Me: LUCY! I can’t say that!
Lucy: Why not? Is it the law?