Lucy: (showing off her plastic trinket machine ring) I’m wearing my married ring today.
Me: Ooh. Who are you married to?
Lucy: I’m not married.
Me: Well you can’t wear a married ring if you’re not married!
Lucy: Oh. Well, we broke up.
Me: Oh, I see. I’m sorry to hear that.
Lucy: Yeah, he said bad words. I didn’t want him in my house.