Lucy: I didn’t really like it when you guys kissed in the car. That’s why I made a frown face.
Me: Did you? Well we just kissed because we love each other.
Lucy: Well, next time you shouldn’t do that in front of your kids.
Me: Oh yeah? Is it supposed to be a secret that we love each other?
Lucy: No. It’s supposed to be GROSS when you kiss on the mouth in front of your kids!