Lucy: I had a really weird dream last night. I dreamed that a boy kissed me.
Joel: WHAT. Who was it?
Lucy: I don’t know really. Just that his name started with a D. But it wasn’t Dayton or Dillon.
Joel: Where did he kiss you?
Lucy: I don’t remember.
Joel: Well this is important. I need to know.
Lucy: But I don’t remember!
Me: Did he kiss you on the cheek?
Joel: Humph. I don’t know about this kid. I’m going to need to meet him. Show him my gun collection.
Lucy: You don’t even have any of those.
Joel: I mean my knife collection.
Lucy: You mean your sock collection?